Here’s a piece of humor flash fiction about an annoying itch that leads to something truly bizarre. It’s about 715 words and has an estimated reading time of 3 minutes. Let me know what you think!
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Look up there! Jeff Bezos is in space!
The sun shines off his bald head
Look at the big smile on his face!
He’s always one step ahead
One giant leap for billionaires
And a step back for the rest
To be so rich and without a care
In private space flight he invests
This goofy little picture comes from outside our apartment building in Philly. I’m not sure who decorated the tree this way, but it’s been there since we moved here. I love it! It reminds me of something from a children’s book. I especially like Mr. Tree’s bushy moustache!
“From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’” – Edgar Mitchel [US Navy Officer & Astronaut]
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“It’s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it.” —The Golden Girls
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin
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“The more passionate and argumentative I get, the more followers and friends I make online.” ― Tasha Turner
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“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.” – P.J. O’Rourke
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